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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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Anonymous asked: 🌸 Hey friend, hope you have a great day today 🌸

thanks

its 3:30 am though

do you mean tomorrow?

not much can happen today

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

hehehehehehehehehahahahejhwhjdhjsd

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

revolutionator:

angerliz:

acatnamedhercules:

petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”

#finally a term to replace sadstuck

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH AND I’LL RATE IT

wolftwine:

Scale: 

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

kuroshitsuji-book-of-circus:

when you wake up and you’er on your period 

image

tfw you draw a cool Pic of Mew

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people